*is still in character* Those little nlgger moogles are going to pay for ruining the traverse town economy

[Petelina]

*prepares Lockblade to seal the fonic activity in the area* Your Mystic artes wont save you now, Jewlings. *slices the head off of one to show that i mean buisness*

[SpacemanDan]

*Brer Hedgehog zooms by* WHAT THE FUCK *zooms on by*

[Petelina]

*Brer Hedgehog zooms by* WHAT THE FUCK *zooms on by*

*petelina catches you by the shirt collar* So.... you like to play tag boy? *begins licking lips sensually as i heave my hefty 16 century old gut around* Polish my katana boyo. I think I need some relief after all this moogle killing today. Maybe I show you the new heartless creation in the lab? Leatherless, meet your new playmate. *Petelina guffaws as a hulking monstrosity shambles to the gym floor. He is pure, he is holy, he is pleasure. He is Darkness incarnate. He is Leather Heartless (Leatherless)

[NormalNermal2001]

*rolls up with his friends phil and jack, and puts up his hand signaling them to stay back*


hey.....qwhats going on here?

[Petelina]

*rolls up with his friends phil and jack, and puts up his hand signaling them to stay back*


hey.....qwhats going on here?

*is controlling the Leatherless directly* FUCK YOU.

[NormalNermal2001]

*summons tulpac*

you dont want to cross me... we have similar powers...we should talk instead of fight

[Petelina]

*summons tulpac*

you dont want to cross me... we have similar powers...we should talk instead of fight

*is talking in a heartless asian man accent* Listen "bucko," I have slain many keyblade warriors on my harley. Do you think you're the boss of this gym?

[NormalNermal2001]

yes.

[Petelina]

yes.

*in a blaze of fury, the Leatherless moves to strike Cletus at intensely insane speeds* THEN SHOW ME, FAKER!!!!!!! DORARARARRARARAR

[NormalNermal2001]

*sighs* why did it have to come to this...

*has tulpac respond in kind, both the heartless summons stuick in a stalemate*


*grins*


SammySonic...I need your help!

*Summons his familiar, SammySonic to unleash a deafining shriek to stop this stupid battle*

[QueenMinnie]

John watches from the sideline, smirking knowingly. "Damn...this is getting too hot to handle." He cock was turgid.

[Petelina]

*sighs* why did it have to come to this...

*has tulpac respond in kind, both the heartless summons stuick in a stalemate*


*grins*


SammySonic...I need your help!

*Summons his familiar, SammySonic to unleash a deafining shriek to stop this stupid battle*

 *ears explode due to db waves over 9000 in the area* How... How did you manage that.... ((please use american sign language in your RP now as the Leatherless is now deaf))

No matter... *unsheathes Ultima Weapon* Ur time has come.

[QueenMinnie]

"That's enough," John said stepping up to Leatherless but also signed it as well, as his skills were immense as his current hardon. He sneered "Fuck you Leatherman."

[Petelina]

"That's enough," John said stepping up to Leatherless but also signed it as well, as his skills were immense as his current hardon. He sneered "Fuck you Leatherman."

*points to ears* IM DEAF

[QueenMinnie]

"That's enough," John said stepping up to Leatherless but also signed it as well, as his skills were immense as his current hardon. He sneered "Fuck you Leatherman."

*points to ears* IM DEAF

(that's why he signed it you FUCKING idiot!!!!!!!!!!!))))

John didn't hesitate. He launched himself forward and in the blink of an eye threw ropes all over Leatherless. "Look at that ass," he said as he tied the pathetic fag who thought he could talk shit on HIS turf.

[DarkQueenMinnie]

*Sexina sighs as she watches from above flying with her cool wings* How pathetic. There isn't a real man to be found. Just some limped dicked losers. *she flew to try and find someone sexy*

[Petelina]

"That's enough," John said stepping up to Leatherless but also signed it as well, as his skills were immense as his current hardon. He sneered "Fuck you Leatherman."

*points to ears* IM DEAF

(that's why he signed it you FUCKING idiot!!!!!!!!!!!))))

John didn't hesitate. He launched himself forward and in the blink of an eye threw ropes all over Leatherless. "Look at that ass," he said as he tied the pathetic fag who thought he could talk shit on HIS turf.

((are we writing the sequel to john in equestria here???))

Leatherless couldn't hold back, he ripped off his battle harness that kept his raw untamed power with his Heartless teeth. He suddenly grew 50 ft tall and challenged John to do the same. So John.... you think you're pathetic ropes can bind me? pssch. You cannot bind a god. *does the kung fu i challenge you hand gesture*

[QueenMinnie]

John rolled his eyes and made a jim from the office face towards the audience while pointing his thumb at Leatherless. "Get a load of this guy," he said and also made an expression that looked like it were saying that, get a load of this guy.
He sighed as he pulled how his sword DarkHatred and charged himself with incalcuable power. "Listen here," he said his voice sound fairly fucking sick and reverbed in a way that showed he was going to beat the fuck out of leatherless without even breaking a god damn sweat, "You stupid little bitch. This is your last warning. If you keep messing with me and my friends, I'm going to fuck you up so bad you'll never be able to look at women again."

[Petelina]

John rolled his eyes and made a jim from the office face towards the audience while pointing his thumb at Leatherless. "Get a load of this guy," he said and also made an expression that looked like it were saying that, get a load of this guy.
He sighed as he pulled how his sword DarkHatred and charged himself with incalcuable power. "Listen here," he said his voice sound fairly fucking sick and reverbed in a way that showed he was going to beat the fuck out of leatherless without even breaking a god damn sweat, "You stupid little bitch. This is your last warning. If you keep messing with me and my friends, I'm going to fuck you up so bad you'll never be able to look at women again."

*charges ahead* I DONT FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NormalNermal2001]

*unleashes TulpaCs greatest power*


"Sneaker Madness!" Cletus yells as everyones shoes are replaced by cartoonishly large sneakers that weigh a million pounds and make you immobile even if ur strong enough to lift a million pounds.

[Petelina]

*unleashes TulpaCs greatest power*


"Sneaker Madness!" Cletus yells as everyones shoes are replaced by cartoonishly large sneakers that weigh a million pounds and make you immobile even if ur strong enough to lift a million pounds.

*feet rip off due to going at 1million miles per hour* MY.... MY FEET

[QueenMinnie]

John rolled his eyes and made a jim from the office face towards the audience while pointing his thumb at Leatherless. "Get a load of this guy," he said and also made an expression that looked like it were saying that, get a load of this guy.
He sighed as he pulled how his sword DarkHatred and charged himself with incalcuable power. "Listen here," he said his voice sound fairly fucking sick and reverbed in a way that showed he was going to beat the fuck out of leatherless without even breaking a god damn sweat, "You stupid little bitch. This is your last warning. If you keep messing with me and my friends, I'm going to fuck you up so bad you'll never be able to look at women again."

*charges ahead* I DONT FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Heh," he turned to Cletus, "Keep watching kid and you might learn something." In a flash John was in the air and a fairly fucking funky beat starting filling the air.

As Jim Carrey's beautiful baritone voice rang out John began to slash up Leatherless's legs. "They call me Cuban Pete," he scoffed, easily cutting through the construct's flesh and bone, making the sickly shadowy ichor that the hellish monster was constructed of slash everywhere.
As the conga beat blasted through the still summer air John entered a devilish trance. His sword seemed to grow and grow as he continued to slash the monster. it was almost as if he was his sword. his bones his skin his every ahdns. were swords. He was his sword.
Finally as the song hit its last note he fell to the ground as leatherless exploded.

"I'm the king of the rhumba beat. Faggot."

[Petelina]

John rolled his eyes and made a jim from the office face towards the audience while pointing his thumb at Leatherless. "Get a load of this guy," he said and also made an expression that looked like it were saying that, get a load of this guy.
He sighed as he pulled how his sword DarkHatred and charged himself with incalcuable power. "Listen here," he said his voice sound fairly fucking sick and reverbed in a way that showed he was going to beat the fuck out of leatherless without even breaking a god damn sweat, "You stupid little bitch. This is your last warning. If you keep messing with me and my friends, I'm going to fuck you up so bad you'll never be able to look at women again."

*charges ahead* I DONT FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Heh," he turned to Cletus, "Keep watching kid and you might learn something." In a flash John was in the air and a fairly fucking funky beat starting filling the air.
As Jim Carrey's beautiful baritone voice rang out John began to slash up Leatherless's legs. "They call me Cuban Pete," he scoffed, easily cutting through the construct's flesh and bone, making the sickly shadowy ichor that the hellish monster was constructed of slash everywhere.
As the conga beat blasted through the still summer air John entered a devilish trance. His sword seemed to grow and grow as he continued to slash the monster. it was almost as if he was his sword. his bones his skin his every ahdns. were swords. He was his sword.
Finally as the song hit its last note he fell to the ground as leatherless exploded.

"I'm the king of the rhumba beat. Faggot."

*in his last act of defiance, Leatherless flips you off reminscient of the terminator thumbs up*

[Petelina]

John rolled his eyes and made a jim from the office face towards the audience while pointing his thumb at Leatherless. "Get a load of this guy," he said and also made an expression that looked like it were saying that, get a load of this guy.
He sighed as he pulled how his sword DarkHatred and charged himself with incalcuable power. "Listen here," he said his voice sound fairly fucking sick and reverbed in a way that showed he was going to beat the fuck out of leatherless without even breaking a god damn sweat, "You stupid little bitch. This is your last warning. If you keep messing with me and my friends, I'm going to fuck you up so bad you'll never be able to look at women again."

*charges ahead* I DONT FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Heh," he turned to Cletus, "Keep watching kid and you might learn something." In a flash John was in the air and a fairly fucking funky beat starting filling the air.
As Jim Carrey's beautiful baritone voice rang out John began to slash up Leatherless's legs. "They call me Cuban Pete," he scoffed, easily cutting through the construct's flesh and bone, making the sickly shadowy ichor that the hellish monster was constructed of slash everywhere.
As the conga beat blasted through the still summer air John entered a devilish trance. His sword seemed to grow and grow as he continued to slash the monster. it was almost as if he was his sword. his bones his skin his every ahdns. were swords. He was his sword.
Finally as the song hit its last note he fell to the ground as leatherless exploded.

"I'm the king of the rhumba beat. Faggot."

*in his last act of defiance, Leatherless flips you off reminscient of the terminator thumbs up*

[QueenMinnie]

((Whoah!!! WHOAH!!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!))

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