The sex having tavern

by DarkQueenMinnie Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:14 pm

*R. Minnie walks into the tavern*
I wish I cou;d have some freaking sex right now!!!

by DarkQueenMinnie Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:00 am

*looks left and right*

by DarkQueenMinnie Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:37 am

*Begins to slip off erotic wrestling sweat pants(

by Ollid Odnarb Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:07 am

*walks in* Hi, I'll have a root bear.

by NormalNermal2001 Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:59 pm

This is against the law.

by NormalNermal2001 Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:59 pm

You aren't allowed to have sex here. We don't live in nevada.

by Ollid Odnarb Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:07 pm

I'm sorry officer, I thought this was an actual reputable establishment. I'll go quietly, but I would like to speak with my lawyer.

by DarkQueenMinnie Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:19 pm

You can have sex here

by NormalNermal2001 Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:30 pm

You can't.

by NormalNermal2001 Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:30 pm

I checked.

by DarkQueenMinnie Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:33 pm

*Points at the name of the tavern* Listen dip shit. You can. And I will. *Whips out futa dick*

by NormalNermal2001 Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:42 pm

I don't know what that means.

by Ollid Odnarb Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:53 pm

*begins eyeing door* I have a wife and kids to get back home to.

by DarkQueenMinnie Thu Oct 29, 2015 10:54 pm

Then why did you enter here? *Crosses arms and glares sexually* Fuck off Kid. I'm talking to the Other Guy Right Now.

by Ollid Odnarb Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:00 am

I just wanted a drink.

by **QueenMinnie** Fri Oct 30, 2015 1:08 am

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