*is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
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by QueenMinnie Tue Jun 30, 2015 5:56 pm
"We tried to use one of the crystals to restore her hymen...her spine. Her very being."
Shylock sighed. Clearly the memories pained him. "At first we thought we had succeed and I fucked her. I fucked her right in the pussy. And for my crimes, god punished me. Born from her womb...the ultimate life form."
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by QueenMinnie Tue Jun 30, 2015 6:04 pm
"The shock of birthing such a monster rendered Petelina comatose, retarded fat and gay. Although she may have been some of those already. The child escaped before we could contain it. Now he is destroying the worlds of the gummiverse."
Soon everything we know..." he looked wistfully at Petelina, "and love...will be destroyed. You must put your differences aside and put an end...to this pickle based life form."
Soon everything we know..." he looked wistfully at Petelina, "and love...will be destroyed. You must put your differences aside and put an end...to this pickle based life form."
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by SpacemanDan Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:55 pm
*Nozdorman snaps out of it* NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!
*Nozdorman summons the Goblin Gl'yder and rescuses those facing harsh injustice, flying off to take them to New Coney Island*
*Nozdorman summons the Goblin Gl'yder and rescuses those facing harsh injustice, flying off to take them to New Coney Island*
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by SpacemanDan Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:04 am
*after dropping off the kids on the new Coney Island, he heads to his secret headquarters, to meet his clandestine organization, the Sinister Six*
"I regret to inform to the council....I have not returned with powerful Sith artifacts. Instead, I have learned of a powerful monstrosity and the Heartless Crystals, a threat that if not addressed will end us! Coney Island will never stretch across Gummi Space and the rides will never be free!" Nozdorman said to his men.
"*roarrrrr, screeee*" said the Mighty Lizard.
"Yessss, Lizard brings up a good point....why get involved?" bellow Kraven the Humongous Hunter
"The forces of good will surely meet the threat, why risk ourselves while they can defeat them" interjects Mysterio
"We are NOT cowards! All the freaks and boys and girls are HERE right now in this Gummi Universe and if we don't intervene, they will DIE!" Nozdorman shriekd back at his people.
"My lord, I think our comrades are not against that, but taking a more reserved approach. We have worked hard and amassed so much, we must proceed with caution" consoled Neo-Doom Guy
"Unless we had some sort of backup, I would not get involed" buzzed The Swarm
"YEAH MOTHERFUCKERERRRR!!!!!" screamd Carnage
"Hrmmmm" thought Nozdorman, his men were right.
"That my friends, is where you underestimate me. As you know, I have many secrets locked away. I would not prep us for taking on such a threat without the proper reinforcements....."
The group grovels, but ultimately agrees and believes in their leader. They all leave to go hang out on New coney Island (Neo-Doomguy leaves last, making sure Nozdorman doesn't need anything). Nozdroman slides the book on his bookshelf and opens his secret vault entering in.
"I regret to inform to the council....I have not returned with powerful Sith artifacts. Instead, I have learned of a powerful monstrosity and the Heartless Crystals, a threat that if not addressed will end us! Coney Island will never stretch across Gummi Space and the rides will never be free!" Nozdorman said to his men.
"*roarrrrr, screeee*" said the Mighty Lizard.
"Yessss, Lizard brings up a good point....why get involved?" bellow Kraven the Humongous Hunter
"The forces of good will surely meet the threat, why risk ourselves while they can defeat them" interjects Mysterio
"We are NOT cowards! All the freaks and boys and girls are HERE right now in this Gummi Universe and if we don't intervene, they will DIE!" Nozdorman shriekd back at his people.
"My lord, I think our comrades are not against that, but taking a more reserved approach. We have worked hard and amassed so much, we must proceed with caution" consoled Neo-Doom Guy
"Unless we had some sort of backup, I would not get involed" buzzed The Swarm
"YEAH MOTHERFUCKERERRRR!!!!!" screamd Carnage
"Hrmmmm" thought Nozdorman, his men were right.
"That my friends, is where you underestimate me. As you know, I have many secrets locked away. I would not prep us for taking on such a threat without the proper reinforcements....."
The group grovels, but ultimately agrees and believes in their leader. They all leave to go hang out on New coney Island (Neo-Doomguy leaves last, making sure Nozdorman doesn't need anything). Nozdroman slides the book on his bookshelf and opens his secret vault entering in.
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by SpacemanDan Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:07 am
*Nozdroman passes by crates and chests of mysterious artifacts, passing by a tied up figure"
Solid Cooper: "You'll never get away with this Nozdorman!"
"Hush my silver centurion, your time will come. Now I have something more important to attend to" said Nozdorman
*Nozdorman walks towards a secret chest and opens it*
You will be my secret weapon........You see, I know your secrets....Cletus.........
*omnoius but badass music begins to play as the camera pans from Nozdromans face to the thing in his hand*
Solid Cooper: "You'll never get away with this Nozdorman!"
"Hush my silver centurion, your time will come. Now I have something more important to attend to" said Nozdorman
*Nozdorman walks towards a secret chest and opens it*
You will be my secret weapon........You see, I know your secrets....Cletus.........
*omnoius but badass music begins to play as the camera pans from Nozdromans face to the thing in his hand*
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by QueenMinnie Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:10 pm
"I grow weary of this sap story!" yelled Fastman Smith. He snorted, "Who gives a rat's ass about the fate of some pathetic planets? True power is in my grasp, and I won't let you stop me."
Before anyone could react, Smith launched himself forward, "You shouldn't have shared that little story Golden Boy," he shouted, tone cocky, "I know you are little secret."
It was over in an instant. Shylock began weeping nebbishly, no one else reacted at the scene that laid before them.
"You should have never opened that stupid mouth of yours Happyman," Smith said, the heartless crystal still dripping with Petelina's blood.
Then, darkness. The groans of a million souls crying out in agony and then... and then...
"So this is True Power."
Before anyone could react, Smith launched himself forward, "You shouldn't have shared that little story Golden Boy," he shouted, tone cocky, "I know you are little secret."
It was over in an instant. Shylock began weeping nebbishly, no one else reacted at the scene that laid before them.
"You should have never opened that stupid mouth of yours Happyman," Smith said, the heartless crystal still dripping with Petelina's blood.
Then, darkness. The groans of a million souls crying out in agony and then... and then...
"So this is True Power."
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by QueenMinnie Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:17 pm
Listen to the epic soundtrack for this post here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rct233J9lsE
Everyone seemed fucked because Smith had summoned an army of heartless. But seeing the disgusting beasts once more caused George to lose any self control or hesitation.
"DAMN YOU!"
"I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANY MORE WORLDS YOU BASTARDS!"
Covered in the blood of his enemies, he launched himself towards Smith. That bastard, who always seemed to know where Bashline would be next. Who knew all his secrets, his fears. He would pay.
"This is for Radiant Garden! THIS IS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!"
"It's useless Bashline. You could never hope to defeat me. A god of light is no match for a true god of darkness."
Everyone seemed fucked because Smith had summoned an army of heartless. But seeing the disgusting beasts once more caused George to lose any self control or hesitation.
"DAMN YOU!"
"I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANY MORE WORLDS YOU BASTARDS!"
Covered in the blood of his enemies, he launched himself towards Smith. That bastard, who always seemed to know where Bashline would be next. Who knew all his secrets, his fears. He would pay.
"This is for Radiant Garden! THIS IS FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!"
"It's useless Bashline. You could never hope to defeat me. A god of light is no match for a true god of darkness."
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by QueenMinnie Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:22 pm
George slammed into the cabin, the sheer force sending several of the protestors to their deaths. He was powerless?! But how...?!
"So, you show your true face," Mike said, stepping forward.
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcHP1HYkds
"I knew it all along. Fastman Smith? No...you are one of the mysterious 'J's'." He laughed, beginning to charge with energy. "Jealous Jabbering Jerks Jacking off." J4. "Well, Fastman J, let me show you real power. Power of friendship. Power of life and love. True power."
A blast of light, so pure it rendered the hearts of the remaining protestor's pure once more. And then...
"Draw your sword, J."
"So, you show your true face," Mike said, stepping forward.
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mcHP1HYkds
"I knew it all along. Fastman Smith? No...you are one of the mysterious 'J's'." He laughed, beginning to charge with energy. "Jealous Jabbering Jerks Jacking off." J4. "Well, Fastman J, let me show you real power. Power of friendship. Power of life and love. True power."
A blast of light, so pure it rendered the hearts of the remaining protestor's pure once more. And then...
"Draw your sword, J."
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by QueenMinnie Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:29 pm
"You impudent fool!" Smith said, drawing the mighty DillBlade. "You will die here Mike Stoklasa!"
Listen along here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4aRbiTMBUE
The epic battle was joined. Despite his immense holy power, the two were too evenly matched.
"Mike! Stop diz!" Antoine screamed.
George got to his feet. Damn it, he went Holy Angel. "Mike! You can't beat him! It's no use!"
Mike ignored their cries. "That might be right. But I have one last trick up my sleeves. TRANSFORM!"
... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x0-EYfwP-c
"Now return to the shadow!"
"NOOO!!! THIS ISN'T OOVVVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Listen along here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4aRbiTMBUE
The epic battle was joined. Despite his immense holy power, the two were too evenly matched.
"Mike! Stop diz!" Antoine screamed.
George got to his feet. Damn it, he went Holy Angel. "Mike! You can't beat him! It's no use!"
Mike ignored their cries. "That might be right. But I have one last trick up my sleeves. TRANSFORM!"
... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x0-EYfwP-c
"Now return to the shadow!"
"NOOO!!! THIS ISN'T OOVVVERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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by QueenMinnie Mon Jul 06, 2015 5:48 pm
The dust settled. Both men were gone. The world had changed forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr84QRS7ne8
"NO!!!!!!!! Mike!" Antoine cried, "He waz my best friend!"
George, struggling to stand, merely stared ahead. He was gone. Another friend gone forever.
"I will fight this ultimate life form, Happyman," George said, "And I will see to it each and everyone of those heartless crystals are destroyed."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr84QRS7ne8
"NO!!!!!!!! Mike!" Antoine cried, "He waz my best friend!"
George, struggling to stand, merely stared ahead. He was gone. Another friend gone forever.
"I will fight this ultimate life form, Happyman," George said, "And I will see to it each and everyone of those heartless crystals are destroyed."
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by Petelina Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:21 am
havent made much in recent days, here's some fanart I made specifically for the thread. Hopefully will be able to come up with something new soon
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by QueenMinnie Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:32 pm
Why is that of King Bradley? Check your facts idiot. Check your facts!!!
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by QueenMinnie Wed Jul 08, 2015 4:33 pm
George Bashline looked at the two remaining heroes. "Will you two help me in the battle against this monster or are you a bunch of limp dicked pussy bitches?"
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by NormalNermal2001 Wed Jul 08, 2015 6:03 pm
Cletus stares at the scene in shock, then becomes serious again.
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by QueenMinnie Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:55 pm
"Well? Any objections lady?' He asked Cletus as well as pickletaro
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by Petelina Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:21 am
"I KNOW! I shall make an heir! Who shall have the strenfth of an army!" yelled Brando, his precious Brine Stop passing with every second.
"You... Grillotaro... shining beacon of the human race.... You shall be my champion. My power.... consumed by you... I shall rest while you wreak havoc on your former allies...."
Silence.
Pickletaro is dead. There is only Ollid Odnarb. And I am interested in this journey. I wish to kill my father.
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by QueenMinnie Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:30 am
George nodded respectfully towards the Picklepyre. "With your power and the power of that African boy, we will be unstoppable."
Suddenly-
"My codec? One second."
"George! It's Teeerrrible!" Dudley said.
"Dudley? What's wrong?"
"Let me show you on computer displaY!!"
"Webcomic Planet is under attack! We need your help! Some strange pickle based lifeforms are destroying everything."
George's jaw dropped at the sight of the carnage. His anger boiled over. "Everyone, we need to get to the gummi ship. We have a mission to accomplish."
Suddenly-
"My codec? One second."
"George! It's Teeerrrible!" Dudley said.
"Dudley? What's wrong?"
"Let me show you on computer displaY!!"
"Webcomic Planet is under attack! We need your help! Some strange pickle based lifeforms are destroying everything."
George's jaw dropped at the sight of the carnage. His anger boiled over. "Everyone, we need to get to the gummi ship. We have a mission to accomplish."
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by NormalNermal2001 Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:31 am
hello, sorry for late response i was grounded for forgetting to system restore my computer after going to sadpanda
*in reference to previous scene*
Cletus nods in a sage like manner, and agrees to help the strange, mystical man.
*in reference to previous scene*
Cletus nods in a sage like manner, and agrees to help the strange, mystical man.
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by SpacemanDan Thu Jul 09, 2015 4:38 am
*you hear a rustle from behind the cabin in the background*
*from the cabin window pops up a mysterious messengers*
SUPRISE MOTHERUCFKERR AHASHAHEHAHAEHHA *carnage begins cackling and screaming like a hyped up retard*
*carnage witholds a mysterious sith-like orb, from which appears a familair face*
"Hello fellow freaks, sorry to leave as quickly as I did. Those poor gay children needed to be saved and brought to my carnival. I am preparing myself for the campaign ahead of us and needed to send my messenger so I could speak to you while getting ready."
*carnage grabs his ears and screams YEAAHHHHH MOTHER FUCKERRRR!!!*
I shall rendezvous with you in time, know you have the full support of the Sinister Six - we may appear to be Heartless but we do not serve the dark lord Chernabog.
*from the cabin window pops up a mysterious messengers*
SUPRISE MOTHERUCFKERR AHASHAHEHAHAEHHA *carnage begins cackling and screaming like a hyped up retard*
*carnage witholds a mysterious sith-like orb, from which appears a familair face*
"Hello fellow freaks, sorry to leave as quickly as I did. Those poor gay children needed to be saved and brought to my carnival. I am preparing myself for the campaign ahead of us and needed to send my messenger so I could speak to you while getting ready."
*carnage grabs his ears and screams YEAAHHHHH MOTHER FUCKERRRR!!!*
I shall rendezvous with you in time, know you have the full support of the Sinister Six - we may appear to be Heartless but we do not serve the dark lord Chernabog.
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by Petelina Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:24 pm
George. Take us to this gummi ship. Mankind needs a savior now. And it is us.
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by Petelina Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:20 pm
"Alright boys." said a masculine voice from the Gummi Ship that just landed right in front of the group.
"Hop in." Another gruff voice belts. "Shiggs and Chugwedge at your service! Next stop, Webcomic Planet!"
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by QueenMinnie Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:18 pm
George hopped into the Cummi Ship. Gummi Ships looked small on the outside but inside they were huge and spacious. "A real space station 13," he said nostalgically and sadly as he looked at the space ship and its controls.
"Cletus, take control of the engine," he said. "Ollid to the science chair."
"Doz zat meen I'm am zee captain for I am zee French?" Antoined asked stupidly. "No you can go man the teleporter like O'brien," and this made everyone laugh except Antoine.
"First star to the right and straight on till morning," George said sitting in the captain's chair in a cool ass way.
"Cletus, take control of the engine," he said. "Ollid to the science chair."
"Doz zat meen I'm am zee captain for I am zee French?" Antoined asked stupidly. "No you can go man the teleporter like O'brien," and this made everyone laugh except Antoine.
"First star to the right and straight on till morning," George said sitting in the captain's chair in a cool ass way.
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by Ollid Odnarb Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:10 pm
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by Ollid Odnarb Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:28 pm
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by Ollid Odnarb Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:33 pm
Every single crew member was stoic and reserved in their reaction to the jump to warp speed Shadworth and Chughead brought them through. Well, barring one.
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