*is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
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Re: *is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:50 am
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Re: *is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:51 am
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by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:52 am
"Somethin' spicy is about to happen."
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by SpacemanDan Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:57 am
*Carnage arrives just in time to see this*
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Re: *is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:34 pm
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"Carnage!" The mysterious warrior barked, "You may not know me, but I know you. I promise you, if we come out alive from all of this , I will tell you everything I know about your dead parents and girlfriend."
"WHARBLLBLRBLRBLRLBRLBLRLBRLBLRBLRLBGAHAR." he mildly responded
"Carnage!" The mysterious warrior barked, "You may not know me, but I know you. I promise you, if we come out alive from all of this , I will tell you everything I know about your dead parents and girlfriend."
"WHARBLLBLRBLRBLRLBRLBLRLBRLBLRBLRLBGAHAR." he mildly responded
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by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:09 pm
"The time for plot exposition is not now, that comes later. Now hop into this Mako Midgar Cannon! Hurry!"
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by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:28 pm
"THIS IS FOR MIDGAR! FOR HOLLOW BASTION! AND.... FOR.... *he winces* LEO THE CAT..." *he cries while pulling the trigger, emptying a massive round into Fatman's carcass.
"WHARBLRLBRLBLRLLGLARGLRGLLR." said Carnage, it sounded like how a slide whistle sounds cause he's being shot out of a cannon.
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by Ollid Odnarb Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:39 pm
*muffled screams from Carnage and actual screams from Fatman*
"YOU BASTIDS! YOU... NEVER GAVE ME ANY MORE DIALOGUE OTHER THAN... MY INTRODUCTION.... LAUGH... AND BE FAT...."
*dies*
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by QueenMinnie Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:47 pm
"Thank the goddess we're safe," Cheago said stupidly.
"I agree," responded Toddlercon, "I'm glad we were rescued by all our great friends, especially that Spoony guy."
Cheago nodded and became aroused thinking of him. He walked over to him where Spoony Snake, his true identity revealed was now wearing his normal tight suit showing off his weiner ass and other sexual body parts that made Cheago sexually horny.
"Gee, thanks again for saving me." Cheago said sexily.
"Yeah uh, is your dad dead or did the bomb not go off?" Spoony Snake responded confusedly.
"Oh, don't worry," Cheago said batting his eye lashed and jiggling his amble stomach provocatively. "What I care about is-"
"yeah that's great. Hey anyone know how to get us out of here? Perhaps to a different more relevant or funny webcomic setting?" Spoony said, inconsiderately knocking Poochie aside and turning to face the guy.
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Re: *is travelling through the Boonies and comes across a Gay Rights Parade while searching for the hideout of Dillo Brando*
by QueenMinnie Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:51 pm
"I have just the man in mind," Otacon said smugly. He was waiting for a chance for them all to escape, perhaps to Penny Arcade or even Dominic Deegan.
He pulled open his iDroid and put in a call:
"Please select an extraction point," a boring woman's voice said. Otacon selected where they were standing but realized he set a waypoint instead. "God Damn it," he said then looked for the closest arbitrary extraction point which was at least 100 yards from them for no real reason. With the point sent finally he recieved confirmation from his eye in the sky.
"This is Pequod headed to LZ!"
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by QueenMinnie Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:55 pm
The group milled around awkwardly waiting. Chibi tried to look badass but instead looked like a 13 year old at hot topic. Spoony tried to make awkward conversation with Ollid who was a human now but mostly tried to talk about the weather. Cheago cried. Otacon began to sweat. George Bashline and Spax punched each other a lot more and it was cool. And BigAl's body became the slow process of decomposition while Carnage questioned his humanity of which he lacked.
Then suddenly, as Ollid became to fumble for his smart phone for the 8th time to fake checking his text messages a familiar sound filled the air.
"This is Peqoud! Arrving at LZ!!"
Everyone let out a collective sigh of relief. Human interaction was hard and now they could all pretend to be distracted by something while putting off the inevitable death that awaits us all.
"Not so fast!" Chibi said, flexing his massive muscles, "George Bashline is weaker than water! I will fight you all! Boss stop that dang helicopter!"
Then suddenly, as Ollid became to fumble for his smart phone for the 8th time to fake checking his text messages a familiar sound filled the air.
"This is Peqoud! Arrving at LZ!!"
Everyone let out a collective sigh of relief. Human interaction was hard and now they could all pretend to be distracted by something while putting off the inevitable death that awaits us all.
"Not so fast!" Chibi said, flexing his massive muscles, "George Bashline is weaker than water! I will fight you all! Boss stop that dang helicopter!"
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by QueenMinnie Sun Oct 11, 2015 5:58 pm
"No!" Bashline screamed, delivering a bone cracking roundhouse kick, "Spax you bastard! We've already waited long enough! Let the fags go!"
"MUAHAHA! YOU WILL DIE JUST LIKE RYAN DRUMMOND DID BASHLINE AND FRIENDS!" Spax cackled as autoinjectors filled his body with morphine to cope with the massive pain he was in after being savagely beaten by a sex having man ready for some pink Pussy pussy.
"FIRE!"
The harrier unleashed a torrent of rockets.
"Boss I'm still waiting to extract yoOH MY GOOOOOO" Pequod said like Rich Evans. In that exact voice in fact.
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by QueenMinnie Sun Oct 11, 2015 6:03 pm
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" screamed Otakon, "FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!!" he stomped his feet and hooted and hollered. "Damn it boss," an unfamiliar voice said, "We'll pay for a new chopper but be careful next time!"
"MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! ANBEFUIDFWDWIDS" yelled Carnage, not so much out of anger but at the joy of yelling with someone else.
"Muauhhahaha!" cackled Chibi, who jumped anime style onto a nearby facility (said like rage). "You want out?"
"You'll have to go through our world. Big Cheese! But will you be prepared to face our true boss?" then he ran off into the facility like sonic the hedgehog.
"Damn it!" Bashline said as the jet flew off conveniently, "I'll meet up with you guys later. For now, find the secret boss and save the world. Bye," and he was gone for now.
"What do we do now?" Ollid asked, dumbfounded.
"Rookie, we infiltrate," said Spoony.
"But...how will we survive?" Ollid responded sassily.
"Don't worry...I have one trick still left up my sleeve."
"Unlimited ammo."
"MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! ANBEFUIDFWDWIDS" yelled Carnage, not so much out of anger but at the joy of yelling with someone else.
"Muauhhahaha!" cackled Chibi, who jumped anime style onto a nearby facility (said like rage). "You want out?"
"You'll have to go through our world. Big Cheese! But will you be prepared to face our true boss?" then he ran off into the facility like sonic the hedgehog.
"Damn it!" Bashline said as the jet flew off conveniently, "I'll meet up with you guys later. For now, find the secret boss and save the world. Bye," and he was gone for now.
"What do we do now?" Ollid asked, dumbfounded.
"Rookie, we infiltrate," said Spoony.
"But...how will we survive?" Ollid responded sassily.
"Don't worry...I have one trick still left up my sleeve."
"Unlimited ammo."
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by Ollid Odnarb Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:09 pm
We find our heroes several feet away from the second shell also known as, by now "Arsenal Laser Cheese." but only by unseen forces. They don't know that.
"So... this is the 2nd Shell." said Punished Odnarb.
"Seems unfinished."
"So... this is the 2nd Shell." said Punished Odnarb.
"Seems unfinished."
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by Ollid Odnarb Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:09 pm
"So how do we get into the shell?" belched Odnarb
"Through this door rookie, follow my lead." Said the grizzled Spoony Snake
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by Ollid Odnarb Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:27 pm
*squeezing sounds* *moaning and grunting ensues*
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by Ollid Odnarb Sun Oct 11, 2015 10:31 pm
"Greetings." said a hoarse masculine voice.
Punished Daddy Odnarb and Solid Spoony were in shock. They turned to greet their greeter.
"You've made it farther than you should have. Perhaps I should show you the way out..." wheezed the man.
Punished Daddy Odnarb and Solid Spoony were in shock. They turned to greet their greeter.
"You've made it farther than you should have. Perhaps I should show you the way out..." wheezed the man.
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by Ollid Odnarb Sun Oct 11, 2015 11:10 pm
"In a body bag!" Yelled the messed up face man.
"It's time for you to meet... THE KLURFS!"
"It's time for you to meet... THE KLURFS!"
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by SpacemanDan Mon Oct 12, 2015 4:24 am
"Damnit, Boss, the line snapped before we could get him...."
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by SpacemanDan Mon Oct 12, 2015 7:21 am
WHAT'S FRESH FUCKIN FRIENDLIES?
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by Ollid Odnarb Thu Oct 29, 2015 4:39 am
"Perhaps you do not know who I am..." he rasped. "Maybe a flashback will jog your memory!"
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